The Evil Nice

It’s dangerous to say it, but nice people are a nuisance, constantly imposing their values and preferences on others. And they usually get their way. Because they are extremely aware of their own feelings, though, nice people come off as highly sensitive. That makes it seem obligatory to treat them with tender regard. Who wants to do or say anything hurtful to someone so pleasant? It doesn’t matter how impervious they actually are to the feelings of others (especially others deemed not-so-nice) or how imperious they are in asserting their own point of view. Deference is due the nice lest

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Leave It To Beaver Poetics

Gee Dad. Gee Wall.Gee Beave. Get lostShrimp. Come onEddie.When I was a kid —I guess kids aren’t sposed —Boy are you gonnaMaybe you shouldTell Dad.Oh Ward, do youthinkWe should? June,Get it.Have you seen the Beaver?No Ward, IThoughtHe was with you.Mrs. RayburnI Lied to you aboutthe note. BesidesI don’t knowLarry. BeaverI’m ashamed ofDad, why do the Beaver, what have youdoneto your hair?Ward, don’t you think you are harsh on the boys?June, they have got to learnHave youYes JuneSeenThe BeaverTheodoreMy name isWhen I wasCleaverBoy Wally, how doGrownups?Now Beaver(1979) Back to Leave It To Beaver Lies

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Lakefront Carvings: Location Unknown

The gallery on this page displays the handful of rock carvings along the Chicago lakefront whose location I’ve been unable to determine. These were shot on film before the days of GPS and reflect a record-keeping fail. However, I suspect most were from south of Montrose Harbor or the Belmont Rocks. All were lost when the old limestone revetments were torn out. Find lakefront carvings by location.

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Lakefront Rock Carvings – Other Locations

Most of the roughly 6,300 rock carvings along Chicago’s 26 miles of lakefront parks are clustered in eight main locations, from Calumet Park on the south to Osterman Beach on the north. About 200, however, can be found scattered in other spots. These include four locations where the rocks are still part of the old limestone revetments protecting the Lake Michigan shoreline — Olive Park and the 12th Street, 57th Street and 63rd Street Beaches. Elsewhere the rocks that once lined the shore have been relocated, serving now mostly as decorative elements for lakefront parks. These sites may be scattered,

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The “Mystery” Mermaid

It’s mostly a mystery who created the rock carvings up and down Chicago’s Lake Michigan shore. But there are exceptions, most notably the life-size mermaid that now resides south of Oakwood Beach around 41st Street. This accomplished but long-anonymous piece of stone carving eventually won recognition for its creators, with the Chicago Sun-Times unraveling its mystery in 2000. She was originally carved a couple blocks north of her current location, in an out-of-the-way spot right on the shoreline at 39th Street. Out of the way was the point: “We were trespassing,” said one of her creators, Roman Villareal, a self-taught

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The Calumet Park Rock Carvings

Calumet Park, just north of the Indiana border, is lined with around half a mile of limestone blocks bearing more than 1,200 rock carvings. That’s the largest concentration of carvings anywhere along the Chicago lakefront, where more than 6,000 carvings survive, most made by anonymous creators starting around 1930. The abundance of Coast Guard sailers stationed at the southern end of the park and the many fisherman who work the shoreline just to the north must have contributed their fair share. In both cases they are likely to be folks with time on their hands. Another factor is the high

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Art On The Belmont Rocks

More than 250 works of art survive on a row of blocks preserved when the limestone steps north of Diversey Harbor in Chicago were replaced with a new concrete-and-steel revetment. The other blocks — there had to be thousands ripped out — hosted a treasure trove of art that is now gone forever. Those same blocks helped form the heart of Chicago’s gay community. I’ll leave it to Owen Keehnen, historian of the Rocks, to explain more in this passage from the Facebook group he manages. Although the gay scene at the Belmont Rocks did not survive the reconstruction, about

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The Rainbow Beach Rock Carvings

The limestone blocks that define the west and east ends of Rainbow beach are dense with stone carvings, mostly executed in the decades following World War II. The beach itself dates as far back as 1908, but the limestone structures were installed later. The carvings include some first-rate figurative images alongside hundreds of names and initials, many of them left by lifeguards working at the beach. According to Buzz Zingaro, who made at least three carvings himself, the lifeguards would pass around hammers and chisels and carve their names during down time. Accompanying the name would be the years they

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